Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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Drake has all the answers
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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