its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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