I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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