youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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