He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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