Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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We need a shit load of segways right now
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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