I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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