why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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