I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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