This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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