we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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