I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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