don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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