She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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