Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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