How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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