Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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