the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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