Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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