is your mom at the bar?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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