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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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Ketchup is God's man juice
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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