No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Randomize