Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What drink are we having for lunch?
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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