quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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