My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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