Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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