okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need water and some morals
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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