we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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