Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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