Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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