This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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