I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
from now on my penis is your penis
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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