The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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