Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I will pee on everything he values.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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