I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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