pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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