I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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