It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
50% drunk capacity currently
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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