sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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