Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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