We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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