Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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