He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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