i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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