I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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