what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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