What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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