You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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