What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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