Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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